I really can't tell if you are serious, because you are displaying most of the usual tells for sarcasm.
In case you are serious though, NaClO (aka Chlorox) is an oxidant too. Anyone who forgot to dilute it or wear gloves while cleaning their kitchen or bathroom should be familiar with exactly why "oxidize" does not convey, in any sense, "safe".
In case you are serious though, NaClO (aka Chlorox) is an oxidant too. Anyone who forgot to dilute it or wear gloves while cleaning their kitchen or bathroom should be familiar with exactly why "oxidize" does not convey, in any sense, "safe".